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Donald Trump

Tell-All Book By Donald Trump s Niece To Be Released Early...

Published: Jul, 7, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Donald Trump

Kanye West

Kanye West Announces Plan To Run For President...

Published: Jul, 6, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Kanye West

Eugene Levy

FBI Agent Desperately Trying To Remember Why They Have File On Eugene Levy Again...

Published: Jul, 6, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Eugene Levy

Donald Trump

Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian Bounties...

Published: Jul, 6, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Donald Trump

Octavia Spencer

NASA To Rename Building In Honor of Hidden Figures Actress Octavia Spencer...

Published: Jun, 26, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Octavia Spencer

Donald Trump

Biden Agrees To 3 Debates With Trump...

Published: Jun, 23, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Donald Trump

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart To Play Princess Diana In Upcoming Biopic...

Published: Jun, 19, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Kristen Stewart Prince Charles Princess Diana

Donald Trump

White House Toilet Doesn t Know If It Can Handle Another 4 Years Of Trump...

Published: Jun, 18, 2020 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Donald Trump