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The Onion

When a celebrity is mentioned on the The Onion website, that celebrity will earn $8,000 per article. The headlines below have been used to calculate celebrity values.

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R. Kelly

R. Kelly Fan Trying To Separate Image Of Beloved 90s Abuser From Reviled 10s Abuser...

Published: Aug, 7, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: R. Kelly

Mariah Carey

Lil Nas X s Old Town Road Breaks Billboard Record...

Published: Jul, 31, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Mariah Carey

Chris Martin

Study: Chris Martin Probably Cried When He Wrote Fix You ...

Published: Jul, 29, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Chris Martin