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Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson Achieves EGOT Status...

Published: Jun, 14, 2022 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Jennifer Hudson

Nick Nolte

Jeopardy! Contestant On Long Winning Streak Only Has Dark Anecdotes Left To Share...

Published: Jun, 14, 2022 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Nick Nolte

Laura Dern

Laura Dern And T. Rex Reexamine 68-Million-Year Age Gap In Original Jurassic Park ...

Published: Jun, 10, 2022 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Laura Dern