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Donald Trump

Biden Calls For Trump s Impeachment...

Published: Oct, 10, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Donald Trump

Stanley Tucci

Report: On Second Glance Guy On Bus Not Actually Stanley Tucci...

Published: Oct, 7, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Stanley Tucci

Donald Trump

Trump Publicly Calls For China, Ukraine To Investigate Bidens...

Published: Oct, 4, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Donald Trump

John Goodman

Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman s Nudes If They Leaked...

Published: Oct, 4, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: John Goodman

Jennifer Lopez

J. Lo, Shakira To Perform Super Bowl Halftime Show...

Published: Oct, 2, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Jennifer Lopez Shakira

Mr. T

Trump Suggests Arresting Adam Schiff For Treason...

Published: Oct, 1, 2019 Earned: $8,000

Celebrities Mentioned: Mr. T Donald Trump